Mr Livondo went straight to the point and said that he had been convinced by his single supporter ( actually 4 including his helicopter pilot , hummer driver and the other guy who carries the money bags) Mr. Ukunyanyi ( one who pinches ) to take his helicopter to hoo hoonarapel Fret Kumo's firrage.

Stanley Livondo talking english

" Mr. Ukunyanyi pinched me and preeted witi me to take the books to the 4 nubians who support me in Kipera. " said Mr. Livondo with no fear having dodged a bullet by having his head held down by his bodyguard who had seen the bullet coming. Reliable sources tell us that the bodyguard had been trained by Bruce Lee 5 years after Mr. Lee had died.

Mr. Livondo told reliable sources that after he had dodged the bullet and being a victim who was arrested he has decided to change some english words for the sake of Kenyan children who cannot speak english. Some of the words that he has decided to change with the help of the cousin of hoo hoonarapel Fret Kumo ( Mr. Raila ) are the following.

1. Categorically to Kata Katakorikali - reason being that a category should be cut
2. Plead to either preed or breed or pbleed -  as when one is pleading they may be dying
3. Desperately to Disparatly  - as the " e " really does not work in Luhya.
4. Shamelessly to Shemly  - as his last girlfriend Lesley did not deserve to be in a word. For this particular word, the best effect is with one shaking their headsfrom left to right slowly

5. Hysterically to highstirically since most people who are hysterical are high anyway.

Mr.Livondo the bullet dodger when asked why he was doing this said " after 15 years of hymens and frustrations of Watoni and necklesses and Visions Disco has led to necklesses of the poor and that is why I have 5 hummers and I am not scared " .

To show how much he was going to change the english language you can see the video below.Note that the video was also produced by one of Mr. Livondo's latest students, Emmanuel Juma . Mr.Kalembe who does not have a degree in agriculture is Stanley Livondo's best student.

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