It was a breathtaking day to hear Barack Obama apologize for the death of Tupak Shakur. "I am sorry he died, his music was annoying my grandmother and she was pissing me off".Barack increased the volume on his Sony stereos just to annoy his grandma. His neighbors still speak about that night. " I remember that day very well, it was the day we got an interstate highway though we are landlocked" , the funny looking mayor of Hawaii told this reporter.

Hillary Clinton wasted no time . She had a meeting with her team and decided that rather than let the republicans destroy the hope of all Muslims in the world, she would do it herself."Barack has just abused his own grandmother. If his grandmother was white, he would never have said that! ". There was chaos as the Fox network anchors looked for anyone who could cry on TV for being called white. "How can anyone say I am white.I love black people. I slept with one yesterday and I loved him. All I did was hide my TV" said the Philadelphia  voter.

It is disappointing to write this story after another Kenyan won the Boston marathon. How could Barack have been responsible for Tupac? I asked my very white Irish friend. He explained to me that if Barack went to a Pastor Wright's church, and Pastor White was black and Tupak died and he was black, then Barack must apologize. The logic was good and I had to agree with them. If Clinton was the president, and he slept with an intern, and Hillary supported him , then Hillary , Bill and Monica had an orgy. If McCain was shot down , he was a pilot , and America lost Vietnam, then McCain was responsible.

It is great being an American, we can see the basic points everyone can not. Barack is responsible for Tupac. This man has been cheating us with his he can issues.

BREAKING NEWS:

The Barack team has informed us that this story is not factually correct. Barack is not responsible for the death of Tupac, he is responsible for his song lyrics.

  MORE BREAKING NEWS

The McCain team has just informed us that " No he can't , write lyrics like Tupak" , homie!! yeah!

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