Scientist from all around the world are converging in the Kenya capital city Nairobi after very reliable evidence was found of extraterrestrial aliens living among the Kenyan public.The rush for airline tickets is overwhelming Kenya Airways and they have now adopted a "do not crash the airplane" policy .

There has been a long history in Kenya of unexplained disappearances. People have been known to walk out of their homes and never be seen again.Unlike other countries where alien abductions happen late at night, the Kenyan phenomenon has stumped alientologists for years. "It is amazing how many people have been abducted in their cars" said a senior alientologist expert from Lowell state Community College in Boston.

"We have identified common characteristics in the abductions. Most of the people abducted are driving in their cars. There cars are normally found abandoned in Ngong forest after a week of intense searching by the Kenya police." explained the scientist.

The alien abductions have normally met no resistance but last week they bit more than they could chew.The wife of the mungiki gang was abducted and her car found in the forest.However, this time the aliens made a mistake and left her body. Mungiki went on a rampage and vowed to kill all aliens in their region and burning all the property owned by suspected illegal extraterrestrials.The Kenya government lacking helicopters and resources to deal with mungiki has joined hands with the aliens. Eric Kiraithe, the Kenya police spokesman, explained that the government would be sharing resources with the aliens in order to eliminate the mungiki menace."I can assure you, that the criminals involved will regret if they survive the peace", said Mr.Kiraithe.

Abducted Mungiki on Mars

International excitement has been stoked by this as a sign that the aliens have now for the first time joined hands with a Government. "It is a scientific fact that extraterrestrials are busy at work in Kenya. If these people have disappeared, the police do not know where they are, and there were strange lights in Nairobi, then it's obvious that aliens are busy abducting mungiki." said an excited scientist.

However, this reporter has learnt that Kenya Airways is in disagreement with these scientist and is offering refunds. KQ claims that they are responsible for the disappearance of mungiki from the streets.It can now be revealed that Raila Odinga talked with KQ and Joe Waiganjo the mungiki spokesman.At the end of the meeting, KQ agreed to hire as many mungiki drivers as possible to be pilots.

Titus Naikuni explained to this reporter " It is a win win situation.KQ will give these young men jobs, and they will in turn provide security in the planes.There is no terrorist who would dare enter KQ with mungiki as the pilot".When Joe Waiganjo was asked why the young men would disappear from their families, he explained that most Kenyan men will likely run away from their wives once they get a better paying job.

We shall continue to cover this story as a lot still needs to be explained. It is not everyday when scientists and the government can disagree on alien abductions.

report by Coalition Onyango.

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alien contactee April 22, 2008 Votes: +0	I've never heard of a Lowell state Community College in Boston. There is the University of Massachusetts in Lowell and it was called Lowell State College (not community) 33 years ago. And please do tell, what is an alientologist. I can assure you that such a career choice is not available in college. lol We'll assume this scientist of yours you speak of was never named because he doesn't exist. Are you familiar with India Daily. I bet you could get a job there - real easy. report abuse vote down vote up

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