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It was a breathtaking day to hear Barack Obama apologize for the death of Tupak Shakur. "I am sorry he died, his music was annoying my grandmother and she was pissing me off".Barack increased the volume on his Sony stereos just to annoy h...
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Scientist from all around the world are converging in the Kenya capital city
Nairobi after very reliable evidence was found of extraterrestrial aliens living
among the Kenyan public.The rush for airline tickets is overwhelming Kenya
Airways a...
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Koffi Annan will be greeted with a contingent of a new coalition of the Kenyan vigilante. Members of Parliament have decided to leave their political differences for the sake of their $10,000 a month salary.
It was a during a press conference...
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At long last, Raila Odinga has taken a stand .After 3 days in which 1 million man orange march amounted to no women marching and Balala running like a chicken to the slaughter, the ODM strategists have come up with the reason why the Kenyan electio...
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Kenyan News/Opinion
Toyeba Yo, We can see You.
Oh yes we know you
Kibaki
Your friends are all thieves. You are the kikuyu mafia.
Your wife beats anyone she sees and your daughter sleeps with the biggest thugs.
Toyeba Yo - We know you Kiba...
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WOULD YOU MAKE PRESIDENT A MAN WHO NAMES HIS SON AFTER A DICTATOR?
Raila's son, Fidel Castrol Odinga, is named after the world's longest serving dictator. Fidel Castrol (the Cuban head of state) is the communist who turned Cub...
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Kenyan News/Opinion
By Koigi Wa Wamwere
In the 1962 independence elections that Kanu won, majimbo was the central question. Over four decades later, history has repeated itself and majimbo will be the main issue of 2007 elections.
But what is majimb...
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Uhuru Kenyatta following in the footsteps of Kikuyu witchdoctors has come up with a cure for red eye in photographs. Masaaa romour mongers have been told that since Uhuru Kenyatta left Boston to become Daniel Arap Moi's puppy, he has discovered that ...
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Stanley Livondo today while hiding somewhere in Kibera has assured Kenyans that the next Kibaki government will implement a new law to make english the official Kenyan mother tongue.Mr Livondo told the many voters ( two nubians to be sure) that he ha...
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Kenyan News/Politics
Kenyan Health Minister Charity Ngilu has been freed from police custody after the Nairobi High Court ruled that her arrest was illegal.
She had been engaged in a stand-off for several hours after the police refused to let her car leave the Cri...
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Thousands of fans have taken to the streets of the Democratic Republic of Congo's capital to mourn Madilu System, known as "Congo's King of Rumba".
Police controlled the crowds as...
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