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Uhuru Kenyatta Saves my CitiHoppa
Written by Cathy Mwarangu   






Ah so now I can now actually be touched in a citihoppa bus as I wished I could before.

Somehow Uhuru Kenyatta has forgotten that walking from Muthurwa to Westlands is not a healthy exercise. So now I take a matatu from Buruburu to Muthurwa or wherever he decides after he's had a booze, then I walk 500 miles to get to University way to get another matatu to Westlands where I am a secretary earning ksh 20k a month.

Kweli this guy thinks that Kenyans should continue winning the marathon. His formula is simple. If every Kenyan walks in the morning, we shall never lose the marathon.

 Now who came up with the licensing of these 3 companies ? Is the city council of Nairobi in charge of it's own streets? Is the city council getting a percentage of the fees being charged by these PNU owned buses?

I have never heard of any city in this world where the city council is not in charge of transportation of it's citizens in the city or either licencing and thus getting income for such activity.

When was the last time that Uhuru Kenyatta entered a matatu? He is so busy being high he has forgotten that Kenyans need matatus.

Next he is going to insist that all Kenyan Tourists use boda bodas as using matatus affects the sleep pattern of lions in Tsavo.

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