I'm I the only one who is tired of all these "emminent" people roaming about Kenya. Kenyans have had mtukufus, now we have "emminent persons" .

According to ODM , they wished to have emminent personalities to resolve the so called political stalemate in Kenya. The standard and the nation just have to use that word everytime they talk about anything .

The LSK now has "emminent " counsel. The so called warriors of the Kalenjin ( actually they are thugs) , now want "emminent" peace keepers from the UN, so that they can stop killing people.

Seeing that Kenyans can not do anything unless they have anyone "emminent" to talk to them I propose we have the following coming to Kenya.

1. Emminent Love makers .- We can get them from the porn industry as it seems all we want to do is make war instead of making love with our neighbours. The porn stars will be charged with showing their porn in all towns in Kenya still fighting and bring all the warring parties to a very serious orgy.

2. Emminent Celebrities. Are you tired of seeing Raila and Karua on BBC talking all the time? Let's get Britney Spears to show up in Mathare as we are now tired of hearing these PNU and ODM kids complaining everytime.

3. Emminent Wrestlers. Tired of seeing Lucy Kibaki slapping everyone she comes across? Let's get Hulk Hogan performing at state house to show Lucy better methods of slapping people around. I would be very scared if I was Koffi Annan to go to State House. No wonder no one goes there to eat Ugali anymore.

I guess when you know that you cannot solve your own problems, you want to call anyone emminent. What happened to emminent Kenyans? Aren't their lives emminent?

I suggest Kenyans now form their own group of Kenyans against emminent anything other than a Kenyan life.

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Tobias mkenya February 05, 2008 Votes: +0	I totally agree. My grandmother is eminent and she deserves to live in peace. Kenyans are tired of these two parties and as far as I am concerned they should both go. by the way thanks for a great Kenyan website. report abuse vote down vote up
Almasi February 21, 2008 Votes: +0	This talks have been going on for weeks and the sad thing is that we are getting nowhere..every kenyan politician seated on that negotiating table is a greedy ass mofo....even the eminents cant deliver us from our stupidity that has taken our country to the dogs.. Now balala wants another street protest....argghhh cant these guys just STOP taking kenyans for a ride..... report abuse vote down vote up
wegi March 06, 2008 Votes: +0	nice article but your spelling needs help. It is eminent. but great point. report abuse vote down vote up

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